April 2009
422 posts
found out what that google chat is
You: hey
Stranger: Ew
You: do you liek monkey bread
You: i ate some
You: and i made it too
Stranger: Your ugly
Stranger: And adopted
You: at least i dont smell like a constipated monkeys asshole
Stranger: That's nice.
You: that is pussing mucus and semen from it's mothers mouth
Stranger: Now gtfo my /b/
You: i will destroy you
You: i am getting off
You: just thinking of your sweaty dripping asshole
You: okay monkey
You: ttyl
Stranger: Cockmongler.
You: original
OMEGLE
constantknot:
whenever im on i either 1) speak only french 2) pretend im dwight k schrute 3) talk about the jonas brothers …everyone hates me.
those are the three reasons why i am now following you…
March 2009
318 posts
Cake making...
In the process of making a cherry almond cake with chocolate frosting…I’ll let you know how it shapes up…it will be in the shape of a heart. Because, that’s the only cake pan we have…
